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Jim Jones Redefines The Word “Useless”…Yet Again.

Oct 7, 2008 Author: Rey | Filed under: Aggressive Content, Jay-Z, Jim jones = Estupido, Open Letters, Rants, So useless, assholes, rap music, shots fired

dirtaNGEL

Nobody wants to be like you, “Capo”.

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    • Saturday Afternoon Randomry

    Sep 6, 2008 Author: Rey | Filed under: Awesomeness, Bakkinaday, GOPMorons, Links here!, Movies, OBAMA, Rants, Shoutouts, So useless, Stannery Abounds, Updates on Rey, factoids about Rey, fads!, pop culture, randomness, shots fired

    tinfoil hats

    For those bored peeps checking in on the weekend.

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    • Rey’s Brand New Drinking Game

    Sep 3, 2008 Author: Rey | Filed under: Aggressive Content, GOPMorons, OBAMA, Open Letters, Rants, Real the fuckTalk, assholes, shots fired, social commentary

    RepublicanSymbol

    Every time the Republicans say something hypocritical or irrelevent…

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    • I Hope Michael Jordan Gets The Liquor Shits

    Aug 5, 2008 Author: Rey | Filed under: Aggressive Content, Bakkinaday, Basketball, MichaelDickheadJordan, Open Letters, Rants, Stannery Abounds, assholes, factoids about Rey, shots fired

    mj

    Fuck you, Fuck Air Jordans, Fuck Hanes, Fuck Nikes, Fuck McDonalds…

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    • Okay, It’s Getting A Little Creepy Now

    Jul 28, 2008 Author: Rey | Filed under: Aggressive Content, BootyTalk, Girls, Hot Chicks, Rants, Real the fuckTalk, britney spears, factoids about Rey, media fuckers, miley cyrus, pop culture, shots fired, social commentary

    miley cyrus

    America: Where “Pedophilia Is Okay As Long As It’s A Celebrity” Happens

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    • An Open Letter To Mike Myers

    Jun 19, 2008 Author: Rey | Filed under: Aggressive Content, Movies, Open Letters, Rants, So useless, factoids about Rey, pop culture

    guru

    I’m calling shenanigans on you, you hack.

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    • How about a threesome?

    Jun 10, 2008 Author: Rey | Filed under: Aggressive Content, Awesomeness, Hot Chicks, Movies, Rants, Updates on Rey, factoids about Rey, lists of lists, randomness, rap music, shots fired, social commentary

    emmanuelle

    And by “threesome” I mean “A 3 part blog that has zip to do with sex”

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    • You’ve Forced My Hand [||]

    Jun 2, 2008 Author: Rey | Filed under: Aggressive Content, Hot Chicks, Rants, The Game, Uncategorized, Updates on Rey, factoids about Rey, pop culture, shots fired

    light sabre

    I see now what must be done.

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    • Enough With The “Street Cred” Bullshit Already

    Mar 31, 2008 Author: Rey | Filed under: Aggressive Content, Chris Fucking Brown, FOB, Links here!, Rants, Real the fuckTalk, TI, YouTube Clippery, assholes, lists of lists, pop culture, pop moozik, rap music, shots fired, social commentary

    remyma

    And I was trying so hard to be mellow today…

    (That’s the glamorous MC “Remy Ma”, kids)

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    • The Super-Kick List

    Mar 17, 2008 Author: Rey | Filed under: Aggressive Content, Jim jones = Estupido, Rants, Real the fuckTalk, So useless, assholes, factoids about Rey, lists of lists, media fuckers, pop culture, randomness, rap music, shots fired, social commentary

    Or, the exact opposite of this.

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