*shakes fist at the awesome-yet-bastardly Ryan Reynolds*
My condolences to MarkTwainFame, who was my chief rival for the affections of Miss Johansson (sp?), because Scarlett Jo married Ryan Reynolds the other day. I didn’t bother reading about the ceremony or whatever cuz I don’t care that much–even tho’ it’s my opinion that RyRey is cool as heck, and Scarlett is the hottest snowbunny (blonde, anyway) in Hollywood today.
I hate when celebrity chicks get married. I mean, I’ll still oogle, but the moral part of my brain that acknowledges marriage as a sacred vow is still active whilst baking, so I can’t really enjoy Scarlett’s beautiful face and decolletage (french for cleavage) the way I’d like to.
Um, pause?
Anyway, there are still a bunch of hot unmarried celebrity chicks out there for me to warm up the oven to, so it’s all good. Anne, Rachel, Emma, & a few others are all still hot and uber-cangetitable.
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Alright kids, that’s it. Just thought I’d share some randomry from Planet Rey. I hope to increase my blog production in the coming days, so keep your eyes peeled.
I’m tellin’ you, I love this song. It’s so much fun, and unlike the hip-pop of today, it’s fun without being insulting or annoying.
Seriously, if a new pop rapper dropped a song with this level of craftsmanship it’d be a big deal, even tho’ this was viewed as mostly corny by the sect of fans who still think Mobb Deep’s first album is awesome even tho’ their punk card has been pulled more times than the nickel slot lever at the Harrahs in Atlantic City.
In any event, if you haven’t clicked “play” yet, this is Will Smith’s 1997 opus, “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit’ It”. G’on and sing along, you know you want to.
