*shakes fist at the awesome-yet-bastardly Ryan Reynolds*
My condolences to MarkTwainFame, who was my chief rival for the affections of Miss Johansson (sp?), because Scarlett Jo married Ryan Reynolds the other day. I didn’t bother reading about the ceremony or whatever cuz I don’t care that much–even tho’ it’s my opinion that RyRey is cool as heck, and Scarlett is the hottest snowbunny (blonde, anyway) in Hollywood today.
I hate when celebrity chicks get married. I mean, I’ll still oogle, but the moral part of my brain that acknowledges marriage as a sacred vow is still active whilst baking, so I can’t really enjoy Scarlett’s beautiful face and decolletage (french for cleavage) the way I’d like to.
Um, pause?
Anyway, there are still a bunch of hot unmarried celebrity chicks out there for me to warm up the oven to, so it’s all good. Anne, Rachel, Emma, & a few others are all still hot and uber-cangetitable.
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Alright kids, that’s it. Just thought I’d share some randomry from Planet Rey. I hope to increase my blog production in the coming days, so keep your eyes peeled.
Thanks for checking in,
–Rey.I.Is
ReyTheHussein Speaks Out For The Baking Masses
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Jul 28, 2008
Author: Rey | Filed under: Aggressive Content, BootyTalk, Girls, Hot Chicks, Rants, Real the fuckTalk, britney spears, factoids about Rey, media fuckers, miley cyrus, pop culture, shots fired, social commentary
America: Where “Pedophilia Is Okay As Long As It’s A Celebrity” Happens
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Or, Reason #438 why guys are less crazy than girls.
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Chicken Wings Ya’ll Salutes Breasts.
(that’s synergy right there)
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Mar 29, 2008
Author: Rey | Filed under: Girls, Links here!, Music recommendations, YouTube Clippery, factoids about Rey, pop culture, pop moozik, rap music, shots fired, wrestling
Because The Site Looks Stupid With a Post That Says “Thursday” Up All Weekend
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Feb 26, 2008
Author: Rey | Filed under: Aggressive Content, Chris Fucking Brown, Girls, Jim jones = Estupido, Links here!, Open Letters, Rants, Real the fuckTalk, Shoutouts, So useless, Weezy F. Overrated, assholes, fads!, pop culture, pop moozik, randomness, sean crap kingston, shots fired, social commentary
It’s Chicken Wings, Ya’ll vs These No Talent Fools
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Feb 15, 2008
Author: Rey | Filed under: Awesomeness, Girls, Links here!, Movies, Profiles, Shoutouts, TV shows, YouTube Clippery, factoids about Rey, lists of lists, pop culture, randomness, shots fired
Chicken Wings, Ya’ll Goes For Theirs
And of course, the above quote ties into the picture via the uber-classic film, Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragon.
When Bruce Leroy’s little brother Richie sees his objete de arte, Vanity (above), being kidnapped by Eddie Arcadian’s goons, Richie takes no shit and unleashed his aggressive verbal content what makes up my title.
Ya know what? Just rent the movie. Seriously. Don’t download it (talkin’ to you, Ty), Taimak could use the royalties from the rental.
Anyway, this is gonna be awesome, with pics and links and all kindsa shit to help you kill a bunch of time on your Friday. Make with the walking!
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