*shakes fist at the awesome-yet-bastardly Ryan Reynolds*

My condolences to MarkTwainFame, who was my chief rival for the affections of Miss Johansson (sp?), because Scarlett Jo married Ryan Reynolds the other day. I didn’t bother reading about the ceremony or whatever cuz I don’t care that much–even tho’ it’s my opinion that RyRey is cool as heck, and Scarlett is the hottest snowbunny (blonde, anyway) in Hollywood today.

I hate when celebrity chicks get married. I mean, I’ll still oogle, but the moral part of my brain that acknowledges marriage as a sacred vow is still active whilst baking, so I can’t really enjoy Scarlett’s beautiful face and decolletage (french for cleavage) the way I’d like to.

Um, pause?

Anyway, there are still a bunch of hot unmarried celebrity chicks out there for me to warm up the oven to, so it’s all good. Anne, Rachel, Emma, & a few others are all still hot and uber-cangetitable.

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Alright kids, that’s it. Just thought I’d share some randomry from Planet Rey. I hope to increase my blog production in the coming days, so keep your eyes peeled.

Thanks for checking in,

–Rey.I.Is

ReyTheHussein Speaks Out For The Baking Masses

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America: Where “Pedophilia Is Okay As Long As It’s A Celebrity” Happens

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Chicken Wings Ya’ll Salutes Breasts.

(that’s synergy right there)

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