About Rey

Name: Rey aka El Katook.

Age: 27

Locale: Long the fuck Island.

Hobbies: Movies, Music of all kinds (yes, opera and country as well as hip-hop and rock), Old School Sega Genesis, Going to the bar to oogle hot chicks as well as dance badly and listen to cover-bands, Philosophizing with my crew–Los Yahoos, blogging (duh).

Turn Ons: Thick Brunettes with pretty eyes, nice racks, Original Curve for Girls, chicks who don’t mind going to Hooters.

Turn Offs: Smokers, Druggies (pot counts), chicks with boyfriends, (overly) insane women.

Favorite Movie: Tie between Revenge of the Sith and Return of the Jedi

Least Favorite Movie: Planet of the Vampires (ughhh)

Favorite Musical Artists: Kanye West, Joe Budden, Jay-Z, The Notorious BIG, Nas, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy

Least Favorite Musical Artists: Jim Jones, Missy Elliott, Nirvana

Favorite TV Show: Scrubs, WWE, Family Guy, Aliens in America

Least Favorite TV Show: Everything on MTV, VH1, and E!…oh, plus “House” and “Grey’s Anatomy”.

Personal Philosophy: See J. Ivy’s verse on Kanye West’s “Never Let Me Down”

Yearbook Quote: “Aaaaannnnd…You’re Done.”