For those bored peeps checking in on the weekend.

Yep, this will pretty much be a non-sequitoriffic post. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the riiiiide.

You’d be correct to guess that I’m not gonna bother with disclaimers for this one. I’m straight, I like girls, and the pursuit of hot females is at the top of my list, so there.

Enjoy.

1- I wore an aluminum foil hat once. It was really, really warm. I had it on for like 5 minutes or so, and my head got too hot so I had to take it off. The aluminum foil hat, not my head.

2- So I’m an avid watcher of Whose Line Is It Anyway?, and on the show they have the 4 mainstays–Drew Carey (host), Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles. They have a rotating fifth, and one of the comics/actors they have on occasionally is a woman named Kathy/Cathy Greenwood. She’s really kinda average looking, altho’ for a 30+ (at the time, the rerun I watched today is like 7 or 8 years old) chick she had a good body. Anyway, I totally wanna hook up with her. She kinda looks like this girl Andrea I liked earlier this year, and I imagine that’s part of the attraction. Anyway, Kathy/Cathy Greenwood. She could get it. (hush, some dudes on Nah Right wanna nail Wanda Sykes, and while that baffles me, I don’t give ‘em any shit for them)

3- I saw Monty Python’s Spamalot a couple weeks ago on Broadway whilst my brother was home, and I really enjoyed it. I’ve seen Monty Python & The Holy Grail a bunch of times (Fun Fact: Green Eyes avoids that movie cuz she thinks it’s too “guy movie”ish) so I thought I’d only kinda like it, and while the first act was basically classic bits from the first movie and some songs, the second act was all original and it was f’n HI-larious. I had orchestra seats and the stage was small, so I was really only like 15 feet away from the accion. If any of you MoFo’s are in Manhattan and wanna earn some points from me, go check out the show and get some laughs.

4- I’m really getting swept up in this election bidniss. As we all know, I’m 1,000,000,000,000% supporting Barack Obama and Joe Biden. I mean, even if I wasn’t caught up in ObamaMania, I’d still be against McCain-Palin. Sarah Palin seems really, really, really bitchy. She reminds me of the kind of boss that’d be like, “Well, your grandfather isn’t dead, he’s just in the hospital on life support, so we can’t give you the day off. You’ll have to use your personal time.” Am I wrong in thinking that? Probably. Altho’, and this is crude, Bristol Palin could sooo get it. You see the rack on her? Yowza! Fun Fact: Age of consent in New York State is 17, so I can say that allll I want.

5- So…there’s a new “90210″ show? Really? Really? Who was clamoring for this? Anyone? Anyone at all? I mean, seriously, there’s no need for this. Altho’, the original 90210 started airing in 1990 or 1991, so if this revamp ends the current bizarre 80s retro craze the way the original ended the real 80s craze, I can be all for it. When some dude in the pizzeria by me looks like Billy Zabka from The Karate Kid and isn’t doing it ironically, we have a problem. That being said, Billy Zabka is awesome, as is Johnny Lawrence, his character from TKK.

6- Check out my man Web’s wordpress blog. Some good stuff on there. While you’re at it, check out dude’s music. I really like it. It’s accessible without being trendy, insightful without being preachy.

7- So as some of you might know, I’m a big movie buff. I like to be entertained, and I have little trouble suspending disbelief. Well, when the movie nerd in me wants to find out updates on flicks in progress and future flicks, I go over to www.comingsoon.net . Yep, I know that was a blatant shill, but I’m not getting paid to plug their site, so Suck it!

8- On the job front, my first day of training and junk at Target is tomorrow. I’m working with my friend Dom, whom some of you might know as the father of my first nephew. I don’t mind the Target gig, but I might seriously have to hit someone if I ever hear them pronounce the place “Tar-zhay”. That shit is Sarah Palin obnoxious.

9- As fans of It Ain’t That Serious already know, I’m a hopeless (hopeful?) romantic. As most of my friends are coupled up to varying degrees, it’s hard as fuck for me to find anybody to go out and about with to try to meet chicks. Sooooo, late last nite I signed up for Match.com. I figured I’d tell you guys now and get all the “ether” outta the way (KKKramer, I’m talking to you) before someone stumbled upon the profile some random ass nite. It’s the usual shmaltzy “want someone to hold hands with” stuff, but if you knew me from the xxlmag.com days, or the NahRight days, or on IATS, none of that will come as a surprise. I imagine that, at some point, the whole thing will make for a good blog about online dating, even tho’ my expectations for actually meeting a sweet biddy are super low. Yep, I’m the Master of Self Ether, and I’m okay with it.

10- You know who’s awesome? Fred Savage. Fred’s record is impeccable. The Wonder Years, Little Monsters, The Wizard, Working, Austin Powers in Goldmember…the list goes on and on. I hear he does voices for children shows now, and that’s pretty cool, too. My one nephew is 2, and my other nephew is almost 9 months, so it’s kinda cool that they’ll have him providing them with televised entertainment the way Savage (no relation to Randy “Macho Man” Savage) did for me.

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Call Reynolds, Cuz it’s a Wrap

Well, that’s it for me, kids. I’ve got a couple posts in mind for this coming week–the End of Summer movie report, as well as a story on some of the music I’ve been digging this summer.

*sigh* Yes, Match.com. Do your worst!

As always, comments, questions, critiques, and reasons why Tin Foil clothing is the wave of the future can be left below in the Dr. Donda West Memorial Comments Section.

Thanks for tuning in,

–Rey.I.Is