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Chicken Wings, Ya’ll Injects Some Levity.

(Hey Fuxito, How about the GOAT of all SciFi Hotties: Iron Bikini’d Princess Leia!)

Yep, It’s 10:04am on Friday, April 18th, 2008.

Today is gonna wind up as one of the most epic, legendary, and awesome days ever.

I’ve just got that fee-hee-lin’.

So I woke up about a half hour ago mad thirsty and whatnot, so I got up, got me some Market Pantry Bottled Water, and let my dog, F.R.E.D., out to do his dogly business. Pop dukes let him in while I was getting my tinkle on (boyyyyy!), and when I was done draining Hanz (yes, he’s got a name), I went into the living room and gave F.R.E.D. a right proper scratching. I mean, sheeit, he’s a great dog and pretty much lives for affection, so I did a good deed by scratching him behind his ears and saying:

“Whozha goo’ puppy? Asha F.R.E.D. puppy! Dassa goo’ F.R.E.D.!” Yep, I’m awesome like that.

Anyway, I tried going back to bed when I got an awesome idea for a post:

MOVIE LINE TRIVIA!

Sooo, this is how it’s gonna work. I’m gonna just list a bunch of movie lines and whoever gets the most correct answers wins…okay, probably nothing, but still! You gotta get the movie AND the character what said the line for it to count.

Going to IMDB is cheating, and cheaters are douchebags.

Heeeeere we go:

1- “No, ’twas beauty killed the beast.”

2- “I mean punch her in the fuckin’ head emotionally.”

3- “Psychos? Is that what you thought they were? Psychos? Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are!”

4- “Slick shoes? Are you crazy!?”

5- “Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?”

6- “I doubt they’ll kick up much fuss for an old crook like me.”

7- “Hasta la vista, Baby.”

8- “That’s right! That’s right! That’s what you get! Ship all banged up? Who’s the man, huh? Who’s the man? Wait ’til I get another plane! I’ma line up all your friends right beside you!”

9- “I seem to have superglued myself to, um, my…self.”

10- “____ was America’s worst nightmare. He was young, black, and didn’t give a fuck.”

11- “Lookin’ like a cyclone hit you. Tanktop screaming, ‘Lotto, I don’t fit you!’.”

12- “Ooh, Ahh. Yeah, that’s how it start, but pretty soon there’s running and screaming.”

13- “There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That’s the beauty of it. Simplicity. Besides, if you get too complicated, you lose your target audience.”

14- “___, you tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth that he’ll get no such pleasure from us!”

15- “We’re going streaking!”

16- “Nobody puts Baby in a corner!”

17- “Oh you about to blow? Well I’m a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker. I’m Superfly TNT, I’m the Guns of the Navarone!”

18- “God, I love being a turtle!”

19- “Russian components, American components…ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!”

20- “NOOOOOOO!”

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Call Reynolds, Cuz it’s a Wrap.

There ya go, kids. TyBiggs is gonna be coming through with part two of his 2008 NBA Playoff Preview, this time focusing on the Western Conference, around noon-ish, but I thought this would be a nice little bit o’ wackiness for you poor saps stuck at work on a positively gorgeous day.

As always, comments, critiques, questions, and your guesses as to who said what in what flick are welcome down below in the Dr. Donda West Memorial Comments Section.

Have a great weekend and I’ll see ya’ll MoFo’s next week.

–Rey.I.Is